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No Slot Shaming Unisex Hoodie
$ 45.00 USD
Some slots are bigger than others, and there's nothing wrong with that. Others are on the smaller side, and there's no shame in that either. What two dancers do (or don't) in their slot is really their business.
In fact, we'd really just recommend everyone focus on their own dancing and not worry so much about what everyone else is doing!
In all seriousness, we know we're being a bit tongue-in-cheek with the slut-shaming reference here, but we really hope that the message is positive no matter how one reads it. Mind your own business in terms of both your dance slot and your sexual proclivities! Doesn't seem too hard, right?
We hope not, and we hope you can help us remind people of that. Enjoy!
It's printed on a soft and comfy unisex hoodie that fits all your hoodie needs. The fleece fabric makes it a great partner all year round, be it a summer evening on the beach, or a Christmas dinner in a mountain cabin.
• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece*
• Hood
• Side seamed
• Retail fit
The male model is wearing size M. He's 6.0 feet (183 cm) tall, chest circumference 42.5" (108 cm), waist circumference 33.5" (85 cm).
The female model is wearing a size M. She's 5.8 feet (178 cm) tall, chest circumference 34.6" (88 cm), waist circumference 27.1" (69 cm) and hip circumference 37.7" (96 cm).
In fact, we'd really just recommend everyone focus on their own dancing and not worry so much about what everyone else is doing!
In all seriousness, we know we're being a bit tongue-in-cheek with the slut-shaming reference here, but we really hope that the message is positive no matter how one reads it. Mind your own business in terms of both your dance slot and your sexual proclivities! Doesn't seem too hard, right?
We hope not, and we hope you can help us remind people of that. Enjoy!
It's printed on a soft and comfy unisex hoodie that fits all your hoodie needs. The fleece fabric makes it a great partner all year round, be it a summer evening on the beach, or a Christmas dinner in a mountain cabin.
• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece*
• Hood
• Side seamed
• Retail fit
The male model is wearing size M. He's 6.0 feet (183 cm) tall, chest circumference 42.5" (108 cm), waist circumference 33.5" (85 cm).
The female model is wearing a size M. She's 5.8 feet (178 cm) tall, chest circumference 34.6" (88 cm), waist circumference 27.1" (69 cm) and hip circumference 37.7" (96 cm).
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Chest to Fit (inches) | 34-37 | 38-41 | 42-45 | 46-49 | 50-53 |
| Body Length (inches) | 26 ⅜ | 27 ½ | 28 ⅝ | 29 ¾ | 30 ⅞ |
| Chest Width (inches) | 19 ½ | 21 ½ | 23 ½ | 25 ½ | 27 ½ |
